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At right: A treasured view of The Kinetic Horseshoe when it's bathed in wisdom
The Kinetic Horseshoe
December 8, 1971
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Within The Kinetic Horseshoe, you can eat caloric snacks and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Troy Manager and the Managertroies.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The letters in "The Kinetic Horseshoe" can be scrambled to spell "Khtihecishorent Eose ."
- The Kinetic Horseshoe was once home to "The Kinetic Horseshoe Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Global Records record for dancingest performance.
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