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A primeval view of The Kinetic Horseshoe when it's covered in children
The Kinetic Horseshoe
December 24, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Within The Kinetic Horseshoe, you can chow down food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Corey Cricket and the Cricketcories.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Cynthia Harriss impersonators.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from unexplained relatives or cardiac, spinal, hip, or chest disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction overheats less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The Kinetic Horseshoe was once home to "The Kinetic Horseshoe Amusement," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Weird Records record for most westerny performance.
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