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The Kinetic Horseshoe thrill ride, shyly demolishing in the evening sunlight
The Kinetic Horseshoe
October 12, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus seven and a quarter rainbows
Within The Kinetic Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Sidney Plow and the Plowsidnies.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will have a tendency to pick on people near you.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, excessive headgear, '80s haircuts, or stomach, lung, viral, wrist, social, or intestinal issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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