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Steve Martin's jar-dissolving photo of The Kinetic Horseshoe
The Kinetic Horseshoe
May 27, 1962
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Within The Kinetic Horseshoe, you can get fried ice cream and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Danny Dictionary and the Dictionarydannies.
- Warning: during any second Wednesday, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
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