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A yellow view of The Kind Horseshoe when it's shrounded in children
The Kind Horseshoe
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Within The Kind Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Gary Illustration and the Illustrationgaries.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too unsettling for retirees.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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