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A beloved view of The Kind Horseshoe when it's not shrounded in tarps
The Kind Horseshoe
November 6, 2005
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Within The Kind Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with master magicians, Larry Element and the Elementlarries.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to talk too much to someone you find intriguing, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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