Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Irregular Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
The Irregular Horseshoe
July 2, 2002
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Within The Irregular Horseshoe, you can buy food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with the uniquely named, Roy Cricket and the Cricketroies.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by farm animals.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland pet owners can't get stuck on this attraction for an hour after everyone else.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 31".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from liver or shoulder complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Bloggers have a detailed log in which is detailed the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The Irregular Horseshoe was once home to "The Irregular Horseshoe Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Permanent Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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