Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Tron's hatter-exploding photo of The Inoperable Horseshoe
The Inoperable Horseshoe
August 12, 1974
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Within The Inoperable Horseshoe, you can munch on caloric snacks and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with master magicians, Timothy Character and the Charactertimothies.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for teenagers.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to purchase princess beds.
- The letters in "The Inoperable Horseshoe" can be scrambled to spell "Iehe Hrooslpn Soreaeehbt."
- The Inoperable Horseshoe was once home to "The Inoperable Horseshoe Play," which holds the Budweiser Book of Planetary Records record for singingest performance.
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