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A secret view of The Inanimate Horseshoe when it's not bathed in fog
The Inanimate Horseshoe
December 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated infants:
Ten plusses (by "The Flag" editor)
Within The Inanimate Horseshoe, you can chow down your daily supply of calories and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Sidney Finger and the Fingersidnies.
- If you are put off by standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- The model of bananas is a sly pun.
- The Inanimate Horseshoe was once home to "The Inanimate Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Budweiser Book of Universal Records record for least calmly performance.
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