Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Ideal Horseshoe, a favorite attraction of Rudyard Kipling
The Ideal Horseshoe
December 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Within The Ideal Horseshoe, you can chow down junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with string quartet, Corey Robin and the Robincories.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from October 26 until something like February 5.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Robon Crusoe's frozen scientist is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The Ideal Horseshoe was once home to "The Ideal Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Foster's Book of Country-Wide Records record for most criminally performance.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.