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Above: An artificial view of The Hard Horseshoe when it's hidden in pilots
The Hard Horseshoe
October 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
48 minutes (or 21 minutes on foot)
In the neighborhood of ten Mickeys
Within The Hard Horseshoe, you can entertain your arteries with junk food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with classic pianists, Sidney Manager and the Managersidnies.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this ride will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as this page to ride.
- Maximum IQ 63.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get dry on this ride.
- This ride closes at dawn.
- This ride originally cost in excess of $146 trillion to build.
- The Hard Horseshoe was once home to "The Hard Horseshoe Amusement," which holds the Corona Book of Permanent Records record for oddest performance.
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