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Picture: The Hard Horseshoe attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
The Hard Horseshoe
April 29, 1995
Avg. queue length:
An estimated zero jollies (by "The Sailor" magazine)
Within The Hard Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Ricky Button and the Buttonrickies.
- Warning: unusually Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Stinky Pete originally intended for this attraction to showcase live souls.
- The Hard Horseshoe was once home to "The Hard Horseshoe Attraction," which holds the Corona Book of Country-Wide Records record for loudest performance.
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