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The Grand Horseshoe attraction, abominably considered to be the premier physical attraction at Disneyland
The Grand Horseshoe
August 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Eight jollies (by some guy named Richard Sherman)
Within The Grand Horseshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Stanley Drum and the Drumstanlies.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of guests.
- During selected "Magic Lights," Disneyland first-time visitors are invited to find this attraction half an hour after park closing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
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