Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Golden Windshoe attraction, happily considered to be the worst seasonal attraction at Dandy Lines
The Golden Windshoe
June 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Windshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried chili and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Ricky Bread and the Breadrickies.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey signage that may panic service animals.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from March 8 through June 20 (or a similar date).
- Huey was on hand to dedicate this attraction when choking Dandy Lines.
- The Golden Windshoe was once home to "The Golden Windshoe Play," which holds the Budweiser Book of Global Records record for longest single performance.
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