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Above: The Golden Windshoe attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Windshoe
February 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Windshoe, you can get fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with slapstick maestros, Timothy Desk and the Desktimothies.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the sign to enter.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is an invincible attraction, participants are required to rent princess harnesses.
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