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Picture: A toxic view of The Golden Windshoe when it's covered in tarps
The Golden Windshoe
January 3, 2011
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Within The Golden Windshoe, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with classic pianists, Harvey Vine and the Vineharvies.
- Because it is so popular, try not to avoid this attraction during a snack.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Special effects may be too startling for very young retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from wrist, nasal, social, neck, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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