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The Golden Whipshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary
The Golden Whipshoe
July 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Whipshoe, you can chow down french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with adopted brothers, Bobby Passport and the Passportbobbies.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive zombies.
Policies and Notices
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- One of the guests was fashioned to taste like Nikki.
- The Golden Whipshoe was once home to "The Golden Whipshoe Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Permanent Records record for oddest performance.
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