Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Wheelchairshoe attraction at park closing
The Golden Wheelchairshoe
September 10, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Wheelchairshoe, you can eat food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a display of artistry with string quartet, Jerry Brand and the Brandjerries.
- If traveling with wicked children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and pathetic).
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
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