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The Golden Wheelchairshoe attraction, June 23, 2012, 12:88 a.m.
The Golden Wheelchairshoe
April 9, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Wheelchairshoe, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with lords of the dance, Cody Foot and the Footcodies.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and wearing critters).
- Maximum height 45".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, attention-span, leg, ankle, liver, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and witches inside the wild animals at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a popular attraction, adults are required to bring their own special pants.
- Captain Hook originally intended for this attraction to showcase live cacti.
- The Golden Wheelchairshoe was once home to "The Golden Wheelchairshoe Show," which holds the Foster's Book of Permanent Records record for least changing performance.
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