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The Golden Turtleshoe attraction, officially considered to be the worst colorful attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Turtleshoe
June 7, 2009
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Within The Golden Turtleshoe, you can eat fried ice cream and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Corey Spine and the Spinecories.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo thingy.
- For your comfort, you should be free from valuable clothing or kidney, chin, lung, attention-span, fingernail, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your children and carolers inside the attraction at most times or else.
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