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Above: The Golden Turtleshoe attraction, humanely considered to be the worst potential attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Turtleshoe
December 29, 2001
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Within The Golden Turtleshoe, you can eat junk food and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Gregory Fluid and the Fluidgregories.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to kick this attraction with a funny hat on just to keep your family happy.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and donkeys away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- This is the last of the many attractions that has not malfunctioned since the land opened.
- The Golden Turtleshoe was once home to "The Golden Turtleshoe Play," which holds the Amstel Light Book of World Records record for lamest performance.
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