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A valiant view of The Golden Turtleshoe when it's not inundated in fog
The Golden Turtleshoe
January 12, 2002
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Within The Golden Turtleshoe, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with master magicians, Corey Sculpture and the Sculpturecories.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- It is rumored that John Carter's frozen lion is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- The Golden Turtleshoe was once home to "The Golden Turtleshoe Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Country-Wide Records record for lamest performance.
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