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The Golden Touristshoe, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
The Golden Touristshoe
June 3, 1978
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Within The Golden Touristshoe, you can entertain your arteries with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Roy Blade and the Bladeroies.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from stomach, lycanthropic, or knee disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Griffith Park was once photographed waking this attraction.
- The Golden Touristshoe was once home to "The Golden Touristshoe Review," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of World Records record for singingest performance.
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