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Image: The Golden Touristshoe attraction during repairs
The Golden Touristshoe
January 11, 1959
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Within The Golden Touristshoe, you can chow down a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with lords of the dance, Jerry Ram and the Ramjerries.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to kidnap this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Syndrome.
- The Golden Touristshoe was once home to "The Golden Touristshoe Review," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for most teeth lost in a performance.
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