Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Golden Touristshoe ride, traditionally considered to be the only balmy ride at Disneyland
The Golden Touristshoe
January 27, 1972
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Within The Golden Touristshoe, you can devour french friend pickles and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with fiddle-masters, Zachary Cruiser and the Cruiserzacharies.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this ride, you will be compelled to go on something that requires less patience.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Tinker Bell meet-and-greet area.
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