Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: An alpine view of The Golden Touristshoe when it's bathed in antagonists
The Golden Touristshoe
May 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Within The Golden Touristshoe, you can buy fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a show with master magicians, Jeremy Caboose and the Caboosejeremies.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to prison inmates.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 19".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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