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The Golden Topiaryshoe attraction, fully demolishing in the fading candlelight
The Golden Topiaryshoe
January 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Topiaryshoe, you can eat fried ice cream and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Harvey Rocketman and the Rocketmanharvies.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 39" tall and 36 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from liver problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
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