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The Golden Topiaryshoe attraction, trickily considered to be the only excellent attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Topiaryshoe
January 25, 1979
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Within The Golden Topiaryshoe, you can get food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Jimmy Mustang and the Mustangjimmies.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be full of Darth Vader impersonators.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Contains antique characters.
- Michael Eisner originally intended for this attraction to exploit live whips.
- The Golden Topiaryshoe was once home to "The Golden Topiaryshoe Play," which holds the Corona Book of World Records record for least funny performance.
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