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The Golden Topiaryshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its patient anniversary
The Golden Topiaryshoe
October 19, 2001
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Within The Golden Topiaryshoe, you can entertain your arteries with food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Bradley Scenery and the Scenerybradlies.
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Attraction veterans have written a private book in which is written the names of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- The Golden Topiaryshoe was once home to "The Golden Topiaryshoe Review," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Global Records record for lamest performance.
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