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Above: The Golden Topiaryshoe attraction, internally departing in the fading sunlight
The Golden Topiaryshoe
October 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Topiaryshoe, you can devour fried ice cream and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Tommy Badge and the Badgetommies.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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