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Pictured: The Golden Toiletshoe attraction, greedily considered to be the finest smaller attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Toiletshoe
May 30, 1960
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Within The Golden Toiletshoe, you can entertain your arteries with caloric snacks and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with face-makers, Jeffery Haunt and the Hauntjefferies.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something with a different aura.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Rex the Dinosaur originally intended for this attraction to showcase live strangers.
- The Golden Toiletshoe was once home to "The Golden Toiletshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Amstel Light Book of World Records record for least massively performance.
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