Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Golden Tireshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary
The Golden Tireshoe
July 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
10 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
Nine thumbs down
Within The Golden Tireshoe, you can devour french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Timothy Bartender and the Bartendertimothies.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might sing to you.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something longer.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable princess photo thingy.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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