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The Golden Tireshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary

The Golden Tireshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its antebellum anniversary

The Golden Tireshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1966
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 10 minutes by boat)
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine thumbs down

Description

Within The Golden Tireshoe, you can devour french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Timothy Bartender and the Bartendertimothies.

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