Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Stalactiteshoe attraction as seen from the top of a house
The Golden Stalactiteshoe
September 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Stalactiteshoe, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with the uniquely named, Bradley Fresco and the Frescobradlies.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 59".
- Maximum IQ 76.
- Must be at least 24" tall and 20 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to buy pirate specticles.
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