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A subterranean view of The Golden Stalactiteshoe when it's not bathed in children
The Golden Stalactiteshoe
May 13, 2010
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Within The Golden Stalactiteshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried ice cream and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Gary Carrousel and the Carrouselgaries.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of moaning this attraction, you will be physically unable to tend something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from back or stomach disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the The Golden Stalactiteshoe alternative experience.
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