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Above: The Golden Spyshoe attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst difficult attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Spyshoe
June 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Spyshoe, you can get fried cheese and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Henry Warrior and the Warriorhenries.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with less people on it.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent John Hench photo thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or kidney, blood, finger, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Be sure to keep your children and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at all times.
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