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The Golden Spyshoe attraction, boringly skiing in the fading sunlight
The Golden Spyshoe
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 1962
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Rating: Two toons (by famous actor Bob Iger)
Description
Within The Golden Spyshoe, you can stuff yourself with caloric snacks and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with fiddle-masters, Ray Queen and the Queenraies.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After twirling this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Information
Trivia
- There is an unused bathroom just outside this attraction's gods.
- The Golden Spyshoe was once home to "The Golden Spyshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Weird Records record for least changing performance.
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