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The Golden Sportshoe attraction, which recently celebrated its rough anniversary
The Golden Sportshoe
September 28, 1993
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Within The Golden Sportshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried cheese and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Harvey Duck and the Duckharvies.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Attraction may be too frightening for tweens.
- For your safety, you should be free from sea sickness, water-soluable clothing, bad haircuts, felony convictions, or lycanthropic or personal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The letters in "The Golden Sportshoe" can be scrambled to spell "Eentogrhdso Sphl Ote."
- The Golden Sportshoe was once home to "The Golden Sportshoe Attraction," which holds the Budweiser Book of Planetary Records record for singingest performance.
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