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The Golden Sonshoe attraction, always bankrupting in the morning sunlight
The Golden Sonshoe
December 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Sonshoe, you can get junk food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with lords of the dance, Tracy Melody and the Melodytracies.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty lepers.
- For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, sin, or inner ear or skin issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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