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At right: The Golden Shipshoe attraction, brightly considered to be the premier watchful attraction at DisneyLand
The Golden Shipshoe
July 27, 1975
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Within The Golden Shipshoe, you can devour food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with the uniquely named, Cody God and the Godcodies.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of incoherent prison inmates.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No running or blogging permitted.
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