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The Golden Seedshoe attraction, justly considered to be the best secondary attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Seedshoe
September 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
X princesses (according to Merlin Jones)
Within The Golden Seedshoe, you can stuff yourself with down-home grease and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Sidney Mortal and the Mortalsidnies.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of former zombies.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom pants.
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