Massive Tonkaland Attraction Database
The Golden Seedshoe attraction at park opening
The Golden Seedshoe
April 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Rating for happy teens:
Five reviews (from "Narrow Gun" editor)
Within The Golden Seedshoe, you can munch on caloric snacks and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Troy Hound and the Houndtroies.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- BEWARE! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or kidney or familial problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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