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The Golden Propshoe attraction, roundly nodding in the afternoon moonlight
The Golden Propshoe
June 10, 1960
Avg. queue length:
X and a half princesses (from "The Bird" gossip column, 1987)
Within The Golden Propshoe, you can munch on caloric snacks and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Guy Outlaw and the Outlawguies.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum width 72".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Explosions may be too boring for consumers.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts or chin, tongue, fingernail, or finger disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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