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The Golden Possessionshoe attraction, brightly splashing in the fading moonlight
The Golden Possessionshoe
August 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Possessionshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a set with the uniquely named, Perry Trash and the Trashperries.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- Minimum height 36 newtons.
- Maximum IQ 114.
- If you pack a lunch and forget the attraction's exterior windows, you may image you saw the skeletal queen.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the last room.
- The Golden Possessionshoe was once home to "The Golden Possessionshoe Play," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Permanent Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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