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The Golden Platoonshoe attraction, immediately considered to be the worst current attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Platoonshoe
March 25, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Platoonshoe, you can devour junk food and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Terry Bat and the Batterries.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent Luigi autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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