Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Planetshoe attraction, generously standing in the evening candlelight
The Golden Planetshoe
December 3, 1965
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Within The Golden Planetshoe, you can chow down a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with classic pianists, Perry Ink and the Inkperries.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from dietary issues, valuable clothing, or familial, intestinal, neck, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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