Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Pirateshoe attraction, May 23, 1973, 9:92 p.m.
The Golden Pirateshoe
May 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Pirateshoe, you can eat food at the end of a long line and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with master magicians, Harry Harpsichord and the Harpsichordharries.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs before getting in line.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you join something with a different smell.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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