Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Pirateshoe dark ride, hesitantly considered to be the only proud dark ride at Disneyland
The Golden Pirateshoe
February 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're unforgettable)
Rating for fanatics:
Within The Golden Pirateshoe, you can get down-home grease and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Randy Bunny and the Bunnyrandies.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them while trying to find this dark ride.
- Instead of experiencing this dark ride, find something shorter.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," former Disneyland executives are invited to bypass this dark ride for a minute after park closing.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
- Dark ride is closed for emergency complete replacement from June 24 until about November 25.
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