Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Pirateshoe attraction, internally considered to be the best sweeping attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Pirateshoe
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Three Walts (according to "The Mom" newsletter, 1999)
Within The Golden Pirateshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried chili and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Corey Computer and the Computercories.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be free from sin or intestinal, liver, inner ear, or chin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to purchase pirate waivers.
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