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Above: The Golden Pirateshoe attraction at midday
The Golden Pirateshoe
December 21, 1995
Avg. queue length:
A median score of four pirates
Within The Golden Pirateshoe, you can devour caloric snacks and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a concert with lords of the dance, Tommy Honey and the Honeytommies.
- If traveling with a large group, try to sit next to someone you find plumping, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as yourself to enter.
- No babies or drinks permitted.
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