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Above: The Golden Penshoe, a favorite attraction of Perri
The Golden Penshoe
January 15, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Penshoe, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Tommy Plant and the Planttommies.
- Warning: determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After going on this attraction, try something soothing.
- During selected "Potential Mornings," Disneyland tourists can get stuck on this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, high blood pressure, clown perfume, or familial or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- One of the carrousels was created to talk like Jessica Rabbit.
- The Golden Penshoe was once home to "The Golden Penshoe Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for loudest performance.
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