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The Golden Pearlshoe, a favorite attraction of Hamm
The Golden Pearlshoe
August 2, 1976
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Within The Golden Pearlshoe, you can entertain your arteries with fried food and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with slapstick maestros, Tommy Wing and the Wingtommies.
- Guests traveling with brilliant badgers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions of grandure, punk haircuts, or attention-span, nasal, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former character.
- The Golden Pearlshoe was once home to "The Golden Pearlshoe Minstrel Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Global Records record for least funny performance.
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