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The Golden Patentshoe attraction, January 17, 1990, 4:38 p.m.
The Golden Patentshoe
February 20, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Patentshoe, you can eat french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a concert with adopted brothers, Zachary Boy and the Boyzacharies.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to secondary cheerleaders.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This is the only operating attraction in Disneyland near which an animatronic Cubby O'Brien can be heard.
- The Golden Patentshoe was once home to "The Golden Patentshoe Amusement," which holds the Budweiser Book of Global Records record for longest performance.
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