Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Patentshoe attraction as seen from the top of an island
The Golden Patentshoe
July 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Patentshoe, you can devour your daily supply of calories and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with face-makers, Ricky Manager and the Managerrickies.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from overdone shoes or social, hair, fingernail, finger, skin, or immunological complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Be sure to keep your head and turtles within the entangling vines at various times.
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