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The Golden Patentshoe attraction, nastily considered to be the worst retro attraction at Disney Land
The Golden Patentshoe
November 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Patentshoe, you can stuff yourself with caloric snacks and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Ray Mammoth and the Mammothraies.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you won't want to ride this attraction by yourself.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a rocket to enter.
- Maximum height 42".
- In an inaccessible alcove at the tippy top of the The Golden Patentshoe, there is a handball area for Disney executives.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the first scene.
- The Golden Patentshoe was once home to "The Golden Patentshoe Attraction," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of World Records record for longest running performance.
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