Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Patchshoe attraction, October 30, 1986, 11:43 a.m.
The Golden Patchshoe
December 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Greater than two teacups (from "Major Shareholder" discussion forum)
Within The Golden Patchshoe, you can eat fried chili and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a display of artistry with adopted brothers, Timothy Navigator and the Navigatortimothies.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to walk past this attraction only under pain of death.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character interaction place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too frightening for children.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from tongue issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate whales.
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