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Lillian's monorail-modeling photo of The Golden Patchshoe
The Golden Patchshoe
May 11, 2011
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Within The Golden Patchshoe, you can buy fried food and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with slapstick maestros, Johnny Structure and the Structurejohnnies.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by fanboys.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 70".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from back, knee, or intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Arthur had a private room hidden within this attraction.
- The Golden Patchshoe was once home to "The Golden Patchshoe Attraction," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Universal Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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