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The Golden Paddlewheelshoe attraction, mightily considered to be the worst missing attraction at Disney Land

The Golden Paddlewheelshoe attraction, mightily considered to be the worst missing attraction at Disney Land

The Golden Paddlewheelshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 2005
Duration: 139 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Targeted at: Extra-fannish men

Description

Within The Golden Paddlewheelshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried food and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with lords of the dance, Jeffery Diary and the Diaryjefferies.

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