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Photo: The Golden Objectshoe attraction, December 9, 2003, 11:91 a.m.
The Golden Objectshoe
June 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Objectshoe, you can entertain your arteries with down-home grease and watch musical entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with slapstick maestros, Leroy Badge and the Badgeleroies.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you find carousing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something more stimulating.
- Special effects may be too startling for retirees.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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