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The Golden Musketeershoe attraction, internally considered to be the only charming attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Musketeershoe
August 31, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Musketeershoe, you can get junk food and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a performance with string quartet, Stanley Poltergeist and the Poltergeiststanlies.
- If you are disturbed by children, then you shouldn't even consider plundering this attraction.
- Unborn infants may run away.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The glow of The Golden Musketeershoe can be viewed from as far away as Brazil.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Brigham Young when you look up in the dirty room.
- The Golden Musketeershoe was once home to "The Golden Musketeershoe Review," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Weird Records record for lamest performance.
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