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The Golden Maskshoe dark ride, June 30, 1971, 1:09 a.m.
The Golden Maskshoe
March 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Maskshoe, you can entertain your arteries with your daily supply of calories and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with classic pianists, Gary Vine and the Vinegaries.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
- Minimum height 46".
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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