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At right: The Golden Knightshoe attraction at dusk
The Golden Knightshoe
May 16, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Knightshoe, you can chow down your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Randy Organ and the Organrandies.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This was one of the so-called "H ticket" attractions.
- The Golden Knightshoe was once home to "The Golden Knightshoe Review," which holds the Corona Book of World Records record for oddest performance.
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