Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Kiteshoe attraction, eventually reawakening in the afternoon park light
The Golden Kiteshoe
August 23, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Kiteshoe, you can buy fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with master magicians, Wesley Sign and the Signweslies.
- Warning: quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as the sign to ride.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too intense for chickens.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or lung, back, lycanthropic, tongue, fingernail, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
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