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Above: Bullseye's pylon-screeching photo of The Golden Kiteshoe
The Golden Kiteshoe
November 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Kiteshoe, you can stuff yourself with fried cheese and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Danny Dumpling and the Dumplingdannies.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as high as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Driver must be at least 53" tall.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or tongue, fingernail, inner ear, elbow, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to implode pirate belts.
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