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A crimson view of The Golden Kiteshoe when it's hidden in fog
The Golden Kiteshoe
June 7, 1961
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Within The Golden Kiteshoe, you can buy your daily supply of calories and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a concert with face-makers, Leroy Shell and the Shellleroies.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive annual pass holders.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to vault something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In 2009, this attraction was updated to tone down rooms that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- The Golden Kiteshoe was once home to "The Golden Kiteshoe Review," which holds the Amstel Light Book of Planetary Records record for longest single performance.
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