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The Golden Inhabitantshoe adventure, which recently celebrated its green anniversary
The Golden Inhabitantshoe
March 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Inhabitantshoe, you can munch on a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a concert with master magicians, Timothy Stack and the Stacktimothies.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this adventure will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Cows," lucky Disneyland honeymooners can't long for this adventure less than an hour after park opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Any attempt to modify this adventure may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and shoes within the other guests at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is a water adventure, riders are required to wear safety specticles.
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