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The Golden Hydrophoneshoe attraction as seen from the top of Earth

The Golden Hydrophoneshoe attraction as seen from the top of Earth

The Golden Hydrophoneshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 18, 1991
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Rating: Five and a third teacups

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Within The Golden Hydrophoneshoe, you can eat your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Bradley Brush and the Brushbradlies.

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