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An ugly view of The Golden Hydrophoneshoe when it's not inundated in tarps

An ugly view of The Golden Hydrophoneshoe when it's not inundated in tarps

The Golden Hydrophoneshoe

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1968
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Favored by: Women

Description

Within The Golden Hydrophoneshoe, you can chow down caloric snacks and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with lords of the dance, Jeremy Can and the Canjeremies.

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