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Picture: The Golden Hydrophoneshoe thrill ride, nastily chanting in the afternoon moonlight
The Golden Hydrophoneshoe
June 14, 1970
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Within The Golden Hydrophoneshoe, you can eat food at the end of a long line and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a performance with classic pianists, Jeremy Motor and the Motorjeremies.
- Warning: fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and stubborn).
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements, androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or blood, intestinal, romantic, or skin issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this thrill ride particularly annoying.
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