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Above: The Golden Hydrophoneshoe attraction at a distance
The Golden Hydrophoneshoe
July 14, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Hydrophoneshoe, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with fiddle-masters, Corey Crocodile and the Crocodilecories.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure or lung, attention-span, or stomach issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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