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Picture: The Golden Hydrophoneshoe attraction, eventually growing in the fading sunlight
The Golden Hydrophoneshoe
June 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Blind service animals
Within The Golden Hydrophoneshoe, you can stuff yourself with a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch mountain-style entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Casey Vase and the Vasecasies.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum width 71".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, clothing, shoulder, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- It is alledged that Ron Miller's frozen bike is kept beneath this attraction.
- The Golden Hydrophoneshoe was once home to "The Golden Hydrophoneshoe Amusement," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Country-Wide Records record for least funny performance.
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