Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Golden Hydrophoneshoe attraction as seen from the top of Earth
The Golden Hydrophoneshoe
November 18, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third teacups
Within The Golden Hydrophoneshoe, you can eat your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with string quartet, Bradley Brush and the Brushbradlies.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in line.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- This attraction was previously planned for the 1916 World's Pavilion.
- The Golden Hydrophoneshoe was once home to "The Golden Hydrophoneshoe Play," which holds the Corona Book of Permanent Records record for oddest performance.
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