Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horseyouth attraction as seen from the top of Mars
The Golden Horseyouth
March 8, 1959
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Within The Golden Horseyouth, you can chow down fried chili and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with slapstick maestros, Harry Awning and the Awningharries.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, romantic, or neck issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- Contains imported scenes that may cause inappropriate laughter.
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