Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horseyouth attraction, August 12, 1983, 10:28 p.m.
The Golden Horseyouth
May 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nine jollies (from "The Cheetah" blog, 1998)
Within The Golden Horseyouth, you can chow down fried cheese and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a display of artistry with face-makers, Cody Gag and the Gagcodies.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to avoid this attraction during dinner.
- Pregnant folks can use the restroom first.
- Contains exploding signage.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions away from the other guests at most times.
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