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Photo: The Golden Horsewitch attraction, justly considered to be the finest serious attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsewitch
October 8, 1985
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Within The Golden Horsewitch, you can buy french friend pickles and watch brilliant entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Rodney Artist and the Artistrodnies.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may melt if you don't let them.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and being carried).
- Contains exploding effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- The reference to treats is a sly pun.
- The Golden Horsewitch was once home to "The Golden Horsewitch Burlesque," which holds the Budweiser Book of Planetary Records record for most hackneyed performance.
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