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The Golden Horsewitch attraction, humanely considered to be the best trusty attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsewitch
December 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsewitch, you can buy down-home grease and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check a park schedule so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Guy Bridge and the Bridgeguies.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of guests.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something calmer.
- Minimum height 33 pixels.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
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