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At right: The Golden Horsewitch, a favorite attraction of Tex
The Golden Horsewitch
September 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsewitch, you can chow down a snack where there is no room between the tables and watch Star-Tours-rivaling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with fiddle-masters, Ricky Cavern and the Cavernrickies.
- If traveling with teens , be sure to walk past this attraction and sing along.
- ATTENTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from clown makeup or ribcage, ankle, liver, heart, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to rent themed glasses.
- Despite rumors to the contrary, there are multitudes of areas used in this attraction.
- The Golden Horsewitch was once home to "The Golden Horsewitch Burlesque," which holds the Smirnoff Book of World Records record for longest performance.
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