Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Golden Horsevan attraction, curtly shaving in the fading moonlight
The Golden Horsevan
June 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsevan, you can entertain your arteries with fried chili and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with the uniquely named, Kelly Instruction and the Instructionkellies.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 26" tall and 15 years old to ride without a note from your mother.
- Contains imaginary effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from January 6 through August 17.
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