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The Golden Horsevan attraction at a distance
The Golden Horsevan
September 20, 1984
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Within The Golden Horsevan, you can eat your daily supply of calories and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with classic pianists, Cory Canoe and the Canoecories.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from wrist, back, social, clothing, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may melt.
- At one location in the safety video, you can catch a glimpse of an imaginary attraction.
- The Golden Horsevan was once home to "The Golden Horsevan Amusement," which holds the Budweiser Book of Weird Records record for oldest dancing girls in a performance.
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