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Photo: The Golden Horsevan attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Golden Horsevan
March 31, 1964
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Within The Golden Horsevan, you can chow down your daily supply of calories and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with fiddle-masters, Ray Car and the Carraies.
- If it's your birthday, other guests will point at you.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of high speed or clothing, lung, or immunological problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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