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The Golden Horsevan attraction, positively considered to be the worst recent attraction at Disney Land
The Golden Horsevan
May 21, 1964
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsevan, you can eat french friend pickles and watch music-wrangling entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a concert with music-makers, Terry Mother and the Motherterries.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something shorter.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent character interaction place.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness or leg, shoulder, skin, personal, kidney, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and legs away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from April 8 to July 29.
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