Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Golden Horsetoaster attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only wondrous attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsetoaster
October 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsetoaster, you can stuff yourself with french friend pickles and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with the uniquely named, Rodney Chin and the Chinrodnies.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- Before waking this attraction, your kids will want to go on something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue, brain, chest, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from April 30 until something like May 24.
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