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The Golden Horsetoaster attraction, electronically considered to be the best striped attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsetoaster
May 6, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsetoaster, you can entertain your arteries with fried cheese and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Tracy Wing and the Wingtracies.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to queue with someone you find visiting, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too startling for consumers.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to rent custom specticles.
- The woods behind this attraction are filled with friendly rodents.
- The Golden Horsetoaster was once home to "The Golden Horsetoaster Play," which holds the Budweiser Book of Weird Records record for lamest performance.
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