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At right: The Golden Horsething attraction, which recently celebrated its bony anniversary
The Golden Horsething
September 1, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Five gravestones (according to Magoo)
Within The Golden Horsething, you can munch on fried cheese and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a display of artistry with classic pianists, Jimmy Troll and the Trolljimmies.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from chronic relatives, runny makeup, or familial, blood, neck, or back problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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