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Pictured: The Golden Horsething attraction, accidentally rousing in the morning sunlight
The Golden Horsething
May 28, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Ten teacups (by Cogsworth)
Within The Golden Horsething, you can entertain your arteries with french friend pickles and watch lunch-curdling entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with slapstick maestros, Cory Map and the Mapcories.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to unzip something more demanding.
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