Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Golden Horsetarget attraction, obviously considered to be the premier populated attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsetarget
February 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Seven thumbs up
Within The Golden Horsetarget, you can stuff yourself with food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check show times so you can catch a show with the uniquely named, Rodney Monkey and the Monkeyrodnies.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost former cast members.
Policies and Notices
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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