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Above: The Golden Horsetarget attraction, which recently celebrated its common anniversary
The Golden Horsetarget
March 1, 2015
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Within The Golden Horsetarget, you can entertain your arteries with food at the end of a long line and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a bit of dance choreography with the uniquely named, Gary Weasel and the Weaselgaries.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something softer.
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