Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Golden Horsetarget attraction, quickly considered to be the premier zany attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsetarget
January 7, 1978
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Within The Golden Horsetarget, you can eat caloric snacks and watch unique entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with adopted brothers, Ray Mermaid and the Mermaidraies.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from hair, back, attention-span, lycanthropic, skin, or intestinal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The unused areas near this attraction are home to many friendly rodents.
- The Golden Horsetarget was once home to "The Golden Horsetarget Attraction," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Universal Records record for least funny performance.
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