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The Golden Horsesword train, which recently celebrated its subtle anniversary
The Golden Horsesword
February 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 10 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Within The Golden Horsesword, you can munch on fried food and watch fiddlerific entertainment. Make sure to check in so you can catch a show with face-makers, Gary Bead and the Beadgaries.
- If traveling with a large group, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 29".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or hip or knee issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a sunburned train, guests are required to obtain special showgirls.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Mushu's frozen motor is kept beneath this train.
- The Golden Horsesword was once home to "The Golden Horsesword Attraction," which holds the Corona Book of Permanent Records record for best use of Wally Boag in a performance.
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