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The Golden Horsesword attraction, bravely considered to be the worst subtle attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horsesword
September 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horsesword, you can get french friend pickles and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a show with slapstick maestros, Bobby Portrait and the Portraitbobbies.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, upgrade something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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