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Image: The Golden Horseskeleton attraction, wildly considered to be the only industrious attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horseskeleton
March 19, 1964
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Within The Golden Horseskeleton, you can chow down fried chili and watch child-boring entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a performance with classic pianists, Zachary Sign and the Signzacharies.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing after the holidays.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- The glow of The Golden Horseskeleton can be viewed from as far away as Terabithia.
- The Golden Horseskeleton was once home to "The Golden Horseskeleton Show," which holds the Smirnoff Book of Universal Records record for oddest performance.
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