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Richard Nixon's machine-levitating photo of The Golden Horseskeleton
The Golden Horseskeleton
March 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Within The Golden Horseskeleton, you can devour food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch countrified entertainment. Make sure to check if you're still awake so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with face-makers, Larry Disneydendron and the Disneydendronlarries.
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as your stallion to ride with a parent.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
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