Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Golden Horseshoe attraction, January 12, 1967, 10:02 a.m.
The Golden Horseshoe
July 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're playful)
Within The Golden Horseshoe, you can munch on caloric snacks and watch grandparent-friendly entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a display of artistry with slapstick maestros, Tommy Pylon and the Pylontommies.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- For your comfort, you should be free from religious objections or finger, wrist, cardiac, brain, nasal, or stomach complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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