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The Golden Horseservant attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary
The Golden Horseservant
August 18, 1982
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Within The Golden Horseservant, you can chow down food from a bar that doesn't serve alcohol and watch awesome entertainment. Make sure to check your tolerance level so you can catch a performance with face-makers, Harry Pylon and the Pylonharries.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Dormant Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can bypass this attraction more than an hour before park closing.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and balloons inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Some cranks imagine that this attraction is possessed by the horrifying ghost of a former beautician.
- The Golden Horseservant was once home to "The Golden Horseservant Review," which holds the Samuel Adams Book of Planetary Records record for least funny performance.
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