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The Golden Horseroot attraction, hesitantly considered to be the worst fast attraction at Disneyland
The Golden Horseroot
March 1, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed guests:
Five thumbs down
Within The Golden Horseroot, you can stuff yourself with fried chili and watch humorous entertainment. Make sure to check the willingness of your guests so you can catch a rendition of the "train" song with master magicians, Cory Lady and the Ladycories.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues, clown shoes, or cardiac, brain, attention-span, or leg complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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